I found a website with a list of "You might be narcoleptic if..." jokes. I don't get some of them because I don't have extreme symptoms or cataplexy, but here's a sample and the link:
If you have memorized or carry in your wallet a list of "Why I'm Late for Work" excuses for 250 days of the year plus one for leap year.
If "NIGHT is to DAY as SLEEP is to ____" sounds like an unsolvable riddle.
If you have a clause in your will to hold your body for three days just to be sure.
If your Brita pitcher has only had a half an inch of water in it for three days because you just don't have the energy to "make" water.
If you're driving to work one day and realize that you're half way to the job you had 10 years ago, not your current job.
If your man left you for someone with a cleaner house.
If you know all the Serta Mattress sheep by first name.
If the statement "I have so much to do right now I'd better go to sleep." makes perfect sense.
If you keep a sleeping bag hidden under your desk. (or car!)
If you take a drug and experience being awake for the first time in a long time (if ever) and think that being awake is the most novel thing on this earth.
http://www.sleepwaketoronto.org/YouMightBeNarcolepticIf.txt
I wrote this one:
If your entire Pinterest board is a collection of pictures of really cool beds.
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